No, I’m not waiting for Rae to come out of the ladies room because I’m worried about her. I’m doing serious mixed tape business here obviously, which will conclude sharpish once she tries to sneak past me out of the chippy, in order for me to follow her at a discreet distance to ascertain that she’s okay. It will only be happenstance that our paths cross again briefly in time for me to sort out three twats giving her grief before I slink off enigmatically.
The best part is that he’s single. He’s not single. What? Who’s he going out with? Some lucky bitch.
this gif is basically me when I see Nico
Glory glory hallelujah!
"I want him to go down on me for so long he has to evolve gills."
I was starting to realize that quiet, kind, special people come along once in a lifetime.
all i wanna do is *gunshot gunshot cash register noise* and maybe cuddle a bit
HIS MOUTH DOES UNHOLY, UNNATURAL, UNGODLY THINGS TO ME.
Finn’s inability to contain his jealous emotions.
This is my favorite post ever!! Lklkijsblgsjifafni so many feels
Umm, I love this. Sometimes his reactions are so quick that it’s hard to catch everything, let alone articulate the meaning. This is perfect!
british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin hella fine winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
arab guys: you want to make friendship
you’ve never met a british boy have you
oi m8 i fink ur fine as tits
thaats more like it.
Happy 58th birthday Bryan Cranston ( March 7, 1956 ) !
I’m definitely not girly. Well, why do you say that?